Make sure you do not read ahead or the game will not work
1. Get a bucket of water
2. Get a comb with wax paper
3. Get a mayonnaise jar and unscrew the lid. It must be real mayonnaise, preferably Hellman's but definitely NOT Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip WILL NOT WORK!
4. Write your favorite letter in the top of the mayonnaise and reseal the jar.
5. Next take off your _left_ shoe and sock
6. Place your _right_ foot in the bucket of water
7. Take the the comb with wax paper and hum the "Battle Hymn of Republic" while marching around the perimeter of the bucket with the dry bare foot in place, keeping the other foot inside the bucket
8. Place your right hand in your left arm pit making large gaseous noises (arm farts) with your hand in your arm pit
9. Say your wish out loud....the louder the better!
10. Make a balogna sandwich, using the letter that you wrote on the top of the mayonnaise. Cut the sandwich in half, eat one half and share the other half with the first person who you see. Your dog does not count. 
11. Now you must send this to at least 12 complete strangers (or your present employer) and your wish will come true.

Raul Dooberdowski from Lansing, Michigan, did this and won the lottery the very next day.
Juanata Thuggs, form Morgantown, WV, didn't and her pet pig got shot by a stray bullet from a Mexican passer-by within 30 minutes of not sending this
Believe me, this thing really work. If you don't believe this, read the following testimony:
Joe Flebise, from Jackson, Wyoming, deflated his swollen prostate just 5 minutes after completing this task... He even cancelled his subscription to "Prostate Monthly". Joe said, "My prostate was the size of coconut! I repeated this ritual and while on the final home stretch of the circular movement around the bucket, I could feel my crotch shrinking... I thought I had taken a large dump but without the smell...this is a miracle!  I recommend this to all my friends."
You must follow all the instructions completely. Franz Hilphig of San Zabelt, California did everything right, except he had no mayonnaise, so he substituted mustard. Thinking all was well, he invested heavily in Amazon.com during the initial IPO and made a killing in the market. Franz went on a buying spree, picking up a luxury car, a mansion, fine clothes and a $50,000 pool table. He was sought after by beautiful women and finally married a super model who encourages him to go out with the boys to play poker from time to time. To this day, he has never been sick, not even a cold. But is he happy? What do you think? Of course not. His life is an empty shell of pleasure and self-indulgence. But that's what the mustard can do.
Be careful.
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